Quickie

No, not that kind ūüėĀ.

Hectic life at the moment, so not had much chance to post, I wish I could tell you it was all exciting stuff…… I could tell you that but the chances are I’d be lying more than a lying person at the lying Olympics. ¬† Thought I would just share a quick post with you, I am really hoping to get some more posts done this week, but we will see how many people I have to mentally kill first – I think I am the worlds’ most prolific serial killer at the moment, I guess it saves me from rocking back & forth in the corner, ¬†if I ¬†go on an imaginary killing spree!

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Anyway, this is one of my latest photo editing projects, I will post more ASAP! Yes, yes that is me, the weird one – I like being weird, because who wants to be normal? It’s boring ūüėĀ Later alligators!

Jesus & the Chocolatebunnymen

I have not been able to stop thinking of terrible Easter, Jesus, Religion & Chocolate based quips. So here goes –

Jesus must love me, he died so I could eat Chocolate for four days!!

Always thinking of us!

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Chocolate is good for you, an Easter bunny told me, just after I’d seen Jesus over the other side of the street, up in a helicopter.

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Mathematical Failing Magician

Yesterday I had 3 things which I needed to do.

I needed to make 3 phone calls in order to sort them all out.

6 phone calls later, 0 things sorted out, now waiting for 3 people to ring me back.  I was supposed to get one of those calls yesterday, so what odds are we putting on me having to repeat yesterday today? 

I think it’s a good job I turned down the job as a magicians assistant.  They head hunted me, they wanted me to be the assistant who stands in front of the board while having knives thrown round you.  I had to politely turn the offer down.  It was far too cutting edge for me.

Shed Dilemma 

One of my options – just need to ‘acquire’ some police tape

Unfortunately I had cause today to go in my shed.

I have never seen so many spider eggs in one place – really, really glad that I didn’t encounter the spider which left them all there, as I shudder thinking about how big it must be.

My Shed Is Truly Terrifying

I think I would less worried if I heard the psycho music from the Psycho film, whilst hearing the word ‘Norman’ in an odd, old lady man voice.

So now I am in a real dilemma;

  • Nuke the shed
  • Move
  • Lock it, fill every gap with foam filler, including the key hole. Cover it in police tape & pretend an awful crime was committed in there, & tell everyone it can never be opened, ever again.

Has anyone who has not purchased their shed in the last few days, got a shed which is nice & clean like this?