Jesus & the Chocolatebunnymen

I have not been able to stop thinking of terrible Easter, Jesus, Religion & Chocolate based quips. So here goes –

Jesus must love me, he died so I could eat Chocolate for four days!!

Always thinking of us!

Chocolate is good for you, an Easter bunny told me, just after I’d seen Jesus over the other side of the street, up in a helicopter.

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Spectacular Episodes Emmerdale!!!!

Anybody has a clean little secret, and enjoys soaps, I am quite sure that most of us will agree with this definition;

Or just that Emmerdale last night screened two of their best episodes… 



Beautifully done, absolutely heartbreaking with the odd touch of just enough subtle humour – “This tie doesn’t work, it’s got a mind of it’s own” from Sandy was my favourite.

Thought provoking – the conversation between Sarah and Faith about scars, and being proud of having them.

Then rounding the whole thing off with a sense of excitement, and left us all thinking  “I hope what I think is going to happen, happens!!” – Emma, that video, & what is going to happen when Laurel sees it!!




Realising you’re an idiot because the shows were shown 13.04.2017, it’s just you that’s behind……. Sorry all just realised my mistake, doesn’t detract from the sentiment though, just proves I’m fallible!

Mathematical Failing Magician

Yesterday I had 3 things which I needed to do.

I needed to make 3 phone calls in order to sort them all out.

6 phone calls later, 0 things sorted out, now waiting for 3 people to ring me back.  I was supposed to get one of those calls yesterday, so what odds are we putting on me having to repeat yesterday today? 

I think it’s a good job I turned down the job as a magicians assistant.  They head hunted me, they wanted me to be the assistant who stands in front of the board while having knives thrown round you.  I had to politely turn the offer down.  It was far too cutting edge for me.