Yesterday I had 3 things which I needed to do.
I needed to make 3 phone calls in order to sort them all out.
6 phone calls later, 0 things sorted out, now waiting for 3 people to ring me back. I was supposed to get one of those calls yesterday, so what odds are we putting on me having to repeat yesterday today?
I think it’s a good job I turned down the job as a magicians assistant. They head hunted me, they wanted me to be the assistant who stands in front of the board while having knives thrown round you. I had to politely turn the offer down. It was far too cutting edge for me.